SLANG A whimsical or absurd euphemism for the male genitalia, typically used in humorous, childish, or intentionally silly contexts.
• “Keep your foonis in your pants, Greg.”
• “He got kicked right in the foonis.”
• “That sculpture definitely looks like a giant foonis.”
• “He got kicked right in the foonis.”
• “That sculpture definitely looks like a giant foonis.”
by LoofAh killer May 12, 2025
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- Kacy is such a weirdo. She likes to recite the Morning Glory Milking Farm by heart!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!
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