1)A genital disorder in which semen shoots out of the penis in a straight line, similar to that of a laser.
2)Can also be a breast disorder, in which the same issue occurs, yet with breast milk coming from the left breast.
2)Can also be a breast disorder, in which the same issue occurs, yet with breast milk coming from the left breast.
Girl: Man you missed my face
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.
by Peniscadaver553 June 22, 2011
Get the finales funkeln mug.Someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.
by opposite of a funker May 3, 2010
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Get the Funkerdunker mug.A word to describe being drunk on fun. For when good old, honest jubilation leads to a high unaided by a drug or any illegal substance.
"Hey, man, you wouldn't even believe the night I just had. First we saw Nicholas Cage in that wizard movie..."
"Woah were you high?"
"Not yet man. But it was so bad, we started replacing a single word in each sentence said with something dirty. We thought this was really creative and thought others should hear it. So we started walking to an open mic and found three coupons to a psychic and she told us we were gonna come into some cash. After pants-ing some skateboarders in the park, we kinda got chased into a borders and kept switching the outside sleeves on hardcovers. Look, long story short, we were funked as shit, tipping cows does not apply to horses, and I found 5 dollars".
"None of that sounds really exciting unless you're drunk".
"Like I said, we were funked".
"Woah were you high?"
"Not yet man. But it was so bad, we started replacing a single word in each sentence said with something dirty. We thought this was really creative and thought others should hear it. So we started walking to an open mic and found three coupons to a psychic and she told us we were gonna come into some cash. After pants-ing some skateboarders in the park, we kinda got chased into a borders and kept switching the outside sleeves on hardcovers. Look, long story short, we were funked as shit, tipping cows does not apply to horses, and I found 5 dollars".
"None of that sounds really exciting unless you're drunk".
"Like I said, we were funked".
by mary poppinbag March 30, 2011
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