Flocking : The act of a male driving at extreme speeds on the interstate (90-125 mph), so he can nest up with his girlfriend as quickly as possible, after not seeing her for a few days, since they live in seperate towns/cities. This occurs EVERY weekend (usually on a Friday afternoon after he gets off of work), and can resemble that of a continuous path that a flock of birds would take each year in migration. Hince the word "flocking".
Guy in car getting passed on interstate (said to Girlfriend in driver's side seat) : Did you just see that guy fly by us like that? ....whoa!...where was he going?
Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
by Kam842 October 25, 2007
Get the Flocking mug.A boy/man who flocks to a specific woman along with many other men. Typically, these women are people who are surprised by how many flockers she has. A typical nickname for a woman with many flockers is a "firetruck". Their female friends with less flockers may be referred to as "ambulances".
Julia- How are you going to choose a date for the dance out of so many guys?!?
Irene- Damn flockers, making my life difficult.
Julia- Maybe you shouldn't be such a firetruck.
Irene- Shut up, ya ambulance.
Irene- Damn flockers, making my life difficult.
Julia- Maybe you shouldn't be such a firetruck.
Irene- Shut up, ya ambulance.
by ireneissosexy January 13, 2014
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Past tense of flock. Short for "friends locked" on Livejournal, a security setting that grants viewing access to approved members only.
by coellcmu August 6, 2007
Get the flocked mug.Putting pink plastic flamingos on someone's lawn.
Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.
To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as flamingoing.
Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.
To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as flamingoing.
The baseball team raised money by flocking the neighborhood.
"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"
"I got flocked!"
"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"
"I got flocked!"
by FlamingosAnonymous January 11, 2012
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Get the Waka Flockin mug.Action movies which have no story or content and are usually preferred by men for their senseless action stunts.
similar to chick-flicks.
similar to chick-flicks.
Samantha and Edward had a fight about the movies they wanna watch.While she wanted to go for a chick-flick,he was stubborn about the new Arnold Dick-flicks.
by Samarpita February 23, 2009
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