chav flappers

Little England flags that are attached to car windows when the England football team is making a brief guest appearance in the first couple of rounds of a major football tournament.

I didn't expect Barry to stick chav flappers on his BMW

by fatmarrow June 20, 2010

Fappercise

When you replace normal every day exercise with fapping.

I make sure I fappercise at least 3 times a day, keeps me in the shape i'm in.

by Anon-Siph June 21, 2010

Fappered Out

Tired from fapping too much.

Boy 1: Why are you so tired today?
Boy 2: I'm all fappered out from last night!

by particulus May 16, 2011

fancy fapper

a fancy fapper a person who prefers a fancier way to get off such as reading erotic or fine and dandy porn

sir Richard is a fancy fapper and you can tell by the erotica he has lining his bookcase

by D.E.X January 14, 2018

pallet flipper

A pallet flipper is someone who collects used up pallets from the back of stores and yards and sells them for a profit.

Kyler got a bunch of pallets on BoxGiver because he is a pallet flipper and needs extra money.

by Isla_vista October 9, 2021

Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...

John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block

by Fishee October 16, 2010

Pet flipper

A person or persons/entity that acquires a pet(s) for the sole purpose of selling them for more than they paid. They don't normally put much time, effort, energy or money into caring for the animal. And indeed, don't usually have the animal long enough to get to know it's personality, character, ect. There is normally no bonding with the animal. There will only be maybe one picture of said animal, taken for advertising purposes.

There is this old man down the road, a pet flipper. He gets puppies & kittens for free, then he sells them for crazy amounts of money. He barely cares for them while they are in his care a short time.

by cavy caterer May 19, 2010