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the feast of evil

this is the entire month of may where all evil celebrate their evil and all they did year long, and feast on any foods they want, even human babies and even have sex with them. a lot of people try to have babies in the month of may so their babies will be super evil. they tell their stories and they learn from each other and become even more greater and do it every year. they even kidnap babies to keep them until they grown up and just fed them what they want to feed them so they can drain all their blood to drink at this feast every year. to eat human babies. eat baby fruits off the trees, and baby animals instead of letting them grow up and mature and produce more meat...they love how tender and soft and juicy the flesh of a new born and season it to perfection. this is only for evil people and its illegal. they don't have a right to, they just don't get caught doing it.
i can't wait until the feast of evil to start in the month of may again.
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Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.
-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!
by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011
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Feast or Famine

When your fantasy football team finishes only first or worst 5 years running.
If you looked your name up your name in the dictionary it would say feast or famine.
by WoodsyOwl December 16, 2021
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Scat feast

When three or more people take turns taking a shit in your mouth
Dane cook, Jerry O'Donnell , Cameron fortner and Jennifer Lopez had a scat feast and Cameron didn't come out too clean
by Bignz December 10, 2021
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the feast

the feast is someone that is so big that they can stop a tank and if Hungary enough can bit human
(unit level 99999 ) (hight 160cm)(weight 120kg) extreme tank unit
by giganigger300 October 18, 2023
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Chain feast

A group of people eating each other out creating a human chain
Hey do you wanna be part of a chain feast tonight
by Jiizem July 5, 2025
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Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy or freaky event popularized by distance runners.
"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast at the pipe later? I heard that Noah will be there after he finishes recharging!"
by LetItLinger March 28, 2025
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