facerbating

To masturbate while Facebooking

Yes, I was facerbating to your girlfriends photos. She shouldn't have approved that friend request.

by Chronic Facerbater October 24, 2009

Facerapist

A person who uses the art of "facerape" to create confusion and rage as soon as their victimes leave their Facebook accounts open.

Mattias is a Facerapist, he wrote in his sisters facebook that she had an abortion because she didn't knew who the father was.

by Big Beard Boss August 22, 2011

Ginger faker

Named after the legendary Cream drummer, Ginger Baker. A ginger faker is one who claims to be a quality drummer, but is, in reality, just shit. Crappily copping Ginger Baker licks is common amongst ginger fakers, as are unbearably long and equally crappy drum solos.

"Sammy talked himself up like crazy, going on about his ridiculous abilities behind the drum set, but we jammed with him today, and he's a 100% ginger faker."

by Tommy the Rock June 27, 2009

Faceremorse

The moment after posting something inflammatory or militant on Facebook that you immediately regret. No matter how quickly it is deleted, people have screenshots.

"Did you see her post about last night?"
"No, she must have deleted it in a fit of Faceremorse"
"Don't worry, here's a screenshot"

by MADmansMetalHarmony July 11, 2015

Faber

One who is a Marijuana fiend. Absolutely loves marijuana and it's consumption

Dude stop being a Faber and hogging the weed!

by The Stoner Kid May 18, 2009

facerape

When leaving your Facebook account logged in, a so called friend decides to update your status. Usually to something sexually graphic and inappropriate.

I was only away from my laptop for 2 minutes when Sammy decided to facerape me

by platapin July 15, 2010

Band Nerd-Faker

Somebody who played in the elementary school band, where it was something everyone did, but was one of those kids who drop it after 1 or 2 years. However, they stay in band anyway because their crush is a band nerd.

Did you hear about Alli? She's only still playing the saxophone just because Aaron is! What a band nerd-faker!

by BananaMilkshake December 19, 2008