FaceShit

When you add a comment on someone's FaceBook wall and turn an innocuous, happy thread into a diatribe of negativity.

"Can't wait to go see Bruce Springsteen tonight!"

Response: "Me too, he's awesome!"
Response: "Not a fan. But have fun!"
Response: Springsteen is an F'ing communist/socialist bastard who should keep his ugly ass out of politcs!!"

Ugh, FaceShit.

by FaceWriter March 26, 2010

faceshot

A line of cocaine.

Is it time for a shot of whiskey or a faceshot?

by Nozer June 10, 2009

Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

by rickabone January 26, 2011

facesmack

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.

Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.

by PWhitdog July 25, 2011

facesource

Verb: To use Facebook and Facebook friends as your primary source of news, information, and events.

I'm giving up on Google and Wikipedia and am going to facesource everything I need to know

by Fuzzy logic December 9, 2014

faesh

The ancient native animal to the tiny island in the middle of the Atlantic ocean

I saw a faesh swimming around in the ocean.

by FatBoyDoesNothing March 21, 2018