faded, fucked and laughed at

A phrase describing a debilitated person who has essentially ruined their life and relationships, usually via an addiction.

My dad used to lift his beer can high and toast the moment as he chuckled and blithely repeated, “well here I am, faded, fucked and laughed at!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

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Matt faced

to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows

i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

by will i am hahahahahhaha November 13, 2011

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pancake faced

Being really, really high due to excessive consumption of marijuana.

I took several massive bong hits last night. I was so pancake faced, I couldn't even speak properly.

by Flapjack Visage October 4, 2010

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fatdar

The otherworldly ability to detect fatness in other people. See gaydar.

"Look how zoomed-in and blurred her Friendster photo is. My fatdar is going crazy."

by Hugs_not_drugs April 2, 2004

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The chance encounters in elevators that result from a series of seemingly random occurrances, such as a nice citizen holding the door for you, dropping your keys, or stopping to tie your shoe. Often these encounters are with either the one person you don't want to be in an elevator with or the one person you do want to be in the elevator with. It is the fate of elevator that brings you together.

S*sie: Elevator fate, like, made me become interested in someone for the first time.
V*ctoria: I'm going to use that as my example.

by KatVicSus February 23, 2011

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