faptasize

FAPTASIZE/FAPTASIZING

The act of fapping and/or schlicking while fantasizing about something particularly sexy.

I faptasized on my bed this morning while I fingered my wet pussy with some makeup brushes. I came buckets! :)

by NeilPoonHandler November 3, 2012

fartpad

When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.

Hey don't sit on your iPad!
ooops.
Well, nice fartpad.

by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013

Fartagious

Contagious farts.

Fart + Contagious = Fartagious

Friend #1: Wow, this room is rank guys!
Friend #2: Sorry man, we all have gas. It's fartagious!

by I'mTheLyricalMasta! November 30, 2009

faptard

a fat, retarded & disgusting man.

meatloaf or Marlon Brando

by unclekenny August 21, 2003

faptastic plastic

A condom. Useful tool to prevent your hand from giving you an STD.

I seriously need to get a pack of faptastic plastics.

by Red December 16, 2004

Fartanoid

When you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren't sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.

Standing at the urinal: I just ate some bad mexican food, I'm all fartanoid, I don't know if I will shit my pants the next time I fart

by Kmart6 June 15, 2010

Farta Sutma

It is a nickname describing his name as fucking mind blasting

Paul your new nickname is Farta Sutma !

by sarass08 August 21, 2013