Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014

Farf

Simultaneously farting and barfing

"Fuck, I'm sick as hell, I think I'm about to farf really really hard."

by Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppln September 13, 2020

Faffy

A nickname meaning intelligent, happy, and friendly. Usually given by a friend as a sign of compassion. (Can be slightly altered: Faf, Fafmaster, Fafmeister, etc.)

A small squirrel-like creature in the South Western region of the Amazon.

Friend: "What's poppin' Faffy?"
'Faffy': "Just some popcorn... Why, are you hungry?"

"Don't look now, but I think I've spotted a rabid faffy up in that tree to your left."

by Fafmaster December 16, 2008

farfignugen

The answer you give your toddler to young child when they ask too many questions.

Child: "What's for dinner?"
Mother: "farfignugen!"
Child: "Are we there yet?"
Mother: "farfignugen!"

by NixiB November 12, 2008

farfichtnugen

a new way to say many different 4-letter words at once

Farfichtnugen!

by It's time to bomb Saddam November 17, 2002

Faff

The descriptive word for a ladies part. Can also be used to describe a group of ladies.

"Oooo, that's a lovely faff"

"Look at that bit of faff"

"Get that faff over here, I'm all in a tizzy"

by Mark J. Wiggs January 15, 2014

farf

When you fart and barf simultaneously, thus farf.

Scenario: *you are at the salon. A lady with a ‘can I speak to the manager’ haircut storms toward you. Her name is most likely Karen or Susan.
Karen: Can I speak to the manager?!
Britney: No Karen, how dare you have the audacity to ask that? I have been busy farfing you selfish whore.
Karen: Go take your gastroenteritis infected arse elsewhere!
Britney: *farfs*
Karen: you farfing whore!
*Stage black out*

by Anonymous #125 August 23, 2019