Facial Buffet

The term for describing the cheeky act of releasing your baby gravy, on an unsuspecting female, after the act of pork swording.

"She took the greatest facial buffet, I can tell you!"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

friendly facial

An amicable form of ejaculation, often a sign of friendship or affection, usually requested by a member of the female gender as a manner for escaping the loneliness of adolescence.

I wanted to be nice with her so I gathered a group of friends and gave her a friendly facial.

by Buttplug December 9, 2004

Isis facial

When you give your girl a facial. The you behead her.

After I found out my girl was cheating on me she received an Isis Facial.

by George bush Tha third October 10, 2014

Sneaky Facial

Quickly ejaculating on someones face in the dark and running away, not getting caught in the process.

Dude #1:So she was asleep in my living room and I was feeling horny so I did a sneaky facial all over her face and ran!
Dude #2:Nice!

by Ghaly February 23, 2012

Racial Facial

An event where a man ejaculates onto a womans face from a different race.

Dude I totally gave that black girl a racial facial.

by jimmy t boi January 25, 2009

Guacamole Facial

When a vegetarian proceeds to expell excrement from their sphincter onto their partners face. The resultant faeces acquires a particular green aesthetic, hence the strict non-meat diet.

In extreme cases, some have a particular fetish for herbivores rather than humans i.e A horse

"Tonight ... I'm all yours"
"Are you prepared to have a guacamole facial?"

by Rhymeonocerous April 22, 2017

shotgun facial

1: When one is shot in the face with a shotgun. Most commonly suicide.
2: bukkake

1: "He gave himself a shotgun facial." (In response to "How'd he die?")
2: Me an' some guys gave that bitch a shotgun facial yesterday.

by Sean KF October 9, 2007