Extempt

How uneducated/uncultured people in the world of Speech and Debate spell the event extemp. This spelling is particularly cringe and nonsensical as the full term for extemp is "extemporaneous speaking", where there is literally no "t" after extemp. If you spell or say it this way, you will receive ridicule and will be slapped with the face with Brookings Institution/Economist articles by every extemper within a 100 mile radius.

Sally: "He competed in extempt throughout high school."
Chad: "It's not extempt you reverse think tank, its EXTEMP"

by nickcityplanner December 11, 2021

penis extender

A luxury or prestigious item, which makes you look bigger or more significant than you are .
Often, an expensive sports car or a luxury SUV

I suffered from small dick syndrome, until I got a Hummer, my penis extender

by dildo777 January 30, 2023

Hair extensions

Almost always 100% human hair that you can attach to your hair by either clips, glue, or weaving it in to make your hair look naturally long. Sometimes you can buy them synthetic (fake) but it looks more natural real. You will see a lot of famous people with them in for example Paris Hilton. Extensions are in for punk/emo/scene girls for example Kiki kannibal.

"OMG my hair is taking forever to grow, I think I'm just going to buy some hair extensions"

"Did you see Kiki Kannibal's hair extensions? they look bad ass."

by Britt Steed January 13, 2009

eated

when you are going to give someone some food but then when it is time to go give them the food you have already eated it, meaning there were to slow to collecting it

guy 1: hey i bouhgt you a cookie come and get it
guy 2:ok cool hang on ill come get it
............. 5 mins later.................
guy 2: ok im coming now
guy 1: sorry i already eated it!!

by becluvsscott August 16, 2006

extend and pretend

A temporary solution to a severe hangover which involves addressing the condition with another round of heavy drinking; this method is not necessarily a cure to a hangover, only a postponment of the enivitable.

Ugggh...I am so f'ing hungover I think I'll extend and pretend and have a few bloody marys and deal with this tomorrow!

by sfdave June 11, 2010

extended loan

A method of semi-permanently giving something away to someone while reserving your right to ask for it back later if you change your mind.

I gave my first mp3 player to Jim on extended loan, but since my new mp3 player got stolen, I was able to ask for the old one back.

by MatthiasFW August 6, 2007

external peristalsis

that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them

Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis

by dashoaa February 24, 2008