ewan mcgregor

A euphamism for the kind of actor who can only play themselves, and who is total shite when they try to actually play a character.

Based on the undoubted ability of Ewan to play a Scottish smackhead and nothing else.

"Yessh, I'm Sean Connery, er I mean Captain Marko Ramiush, Rushian Shubmarine Commanderr!"

Me: "Fuck me, Connery is a total Ewan McGregor!"
Christian Slater: "Yeah, so am I..."

by Benyboy1972 July 30, 2007

Ewan

A prick.
Seriously.
Just a prick.

John: Ewan is such a Ewan
Jill: What does that mean?
John: He’s a prick.

by Ewan Cain October 28, 2019

Ewan

A little fat neek who disrespected grandpas kitchen. Ewan's are often found trying to go shedding but not allowed because of the up most disrespect they have to grandpa

"Little neek ewan, talk smak and there will be two hits one me hitting you in the face the other you hitting the floor"

by Not ewan semark October 30, 2019

Ewañangao

Puerto Rican for when yo' @ss feels tow up from the flow up.

Hay pepe, trabaje to' el dia, y estoy ewañangao.

by Otoniel January 7, 2005

ewackulate

the form of masturbation, masterbating, spanking it

Jeff: Hey I think i just cought your brother ewackulating.
Ryan: Yea, he is a sick freak, he ewackulates all the time

by Kevin Richards March 11, 2008

Eway

Something Nasty or a way to express that you’re disgusted

I feel so eway

He/She’s eway

by Eway June 15, 2018

Ewan

A fat ugly weirdo that has no friends and eats his mums poo and dads corps

Oh My God Ewan is such a EWAN!

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 9, 2019