Projectile dysfunction

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.

Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-

by anonymous December 12, 2023

nigger dysfunction

Often confused with 'Erectile Dysfunction', Nigger Dysfunction is a disorder that prevents your meat from being turned on by black people.

Johnny:"Look at that black bitch shes so bad!"
Andrew Tate: "Bro I have nigger dysfunction she doesn't turn me on."

by pumpkinfanumtaxJason November 7, 2023

Dysfunctional

Not Operating Normally Or Properly

"The Minds Of The Hype House Are Dysfunctional" (Good Sentence Isn't It)

by SkrtZ On YT May 1, 2021

Electile Dysfunction

The inability of an elected official to perform their job and serve their constituents. Thus leaving the constituents feeling dissatisfied and forcing them to take matters into their own hands in order to achieve a happy ending.

The senator suffered from electile dysfunction leaving the citizens frustrated and forcing them to deal with the problem themselves.

by Madame Monet April 6, 2025

Cyberets dysfunction

A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.

Ward commented on a sports blog at:

Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?

Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..

Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!

Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!

Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!

Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!

by PureEvilOne February 23, 2011

multiple sexual personality dysfunction

when person cannot control their impulses due to a multiple sexual personality dysfunction
or a sexual identity predicament

eron suffered from a multiple sexual personality dysfunction

by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019

dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.

You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!

by de-pube November 30, 2022