Porn Dwarf

Vertically-challenged skin artiste.

Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time

by European Bob May 1, 2003

Poison Dwarf

An ex-wife who sends offensive and threatening letters and emails to her former husband and his wife, and has been warned on a number of occassions by the Police for doing so.

A bitter and twisted money-grabbing bitch who cannot let go, and wants to be kept in the lifestyle she wants despite having been divorced years ago.

Aka red dwarf

I saw your ex-wife stopping around Dingwall. She looked like a bulldog chewing a piss-covered nettle patch. She really is a poison dwarf.

by She is a red dwarf June 23, 2006

Deerfield

Located in Massachusetts, US. Zip code is 01342, Eaglebrook School, the maximum security facility is located in Deerfield.

I love deerfield

by Eaglebrook School November 14, 2010

Snorkel Dwarf

A Snorkel Dwarf is the act of inhaling gastric air from the partners asshole using a snorkel, can be done underwater also. this is not gender biased, mask not included. A kiss after for real romantics is an option.

"Hey baby I'm about to fart wrap those lips around my tube. pffft! ya my little snorkel dwarf! come kiss me, i like my own brand.

by Shroby September 8, 2006

angry dwarf

when a man is having intercourse he shrinks himself to dwarf size, climbs into the girls vagina and lives there for weeks on end

i havent seen johnny in a while he must have done the angry dwarf to that girl the other day

by Mint Grizzly August 7, 2008

dwerk

to jerk off, masturbate

I dwerked it and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

deerfieldian

see preppy snob

Deerfieldian: My dad is so richer/better than yours, and my obnoxiously preppy clothes cost more than your salvation army outfit. And, oh my gosh, your school accepts poor people!

Choatie: You're an asshole

by Ed Shanahan November 12, 2009