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doink the zard

The act of pulling a Charizard card from a pack of Pokemon cards, placing marijuana onto the card, rolling it into a blunt and smoking it to get high.
kyle: yo bro check it out, just pulled the shiny charizard that's like 400 bucks.
kyle's homie: duuuude siiiick, lets doink the zard bitch.
kyle: what the fuck does that mean.
by doobiemaster69 May 26, 2021
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doinker

That girl has a doinker
by alexjenkins30 September 14, 2021
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badonkity donks

Beautiful female lumps protruding from their chest. This word comes from the natural sound they would make while bouncing or in movement.

Otherwise known as boobies.
LOOK AT HER BADONKITY DONKS! THEY'RE SO PURTY AND BADONKITY DONKITY!
by yourenotgonnalikethisss April 28, 2011
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devin doink

A persona that depicts a low intelligence teen, that often vapes, drinks, and kills himself.
"Sup, I'm Devin Doink: Serial Vaper."
by Devin Doink December 14, 2017
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Dick Doinking

The act of getting naked with atleast four close guy friends and proceeding to jump up in the air and high five each other with the tips of your cocks.
Avery: My dick is so tiny that it never touched anyone else’s when we were dick doinking last night.
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buy her drinks

To get no return on your investment in a girl
'Dude you hook up with that girl last night? You spent bank. She was all over you. Was she a bitchorslut?"
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."
by Mr Special July 8, 2019
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doink

1. to doink
2. the act of hitting someone in a comical way so as to need sound effects.
*punch* "doink"
by billymac May 20, 2003
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