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Self Diagnosis Doctors

People who diagnose conditions without actually having a degree. While some people are proficient at this, many are not.
Steve - "Man, my stomach is really cramped up."
Self Diagnosis Doctors - "You probably have aids."
by StevoPativo March 11, 2011
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Niggas Can Be Doctors Too

a true fact: that niggas can be doctors too
guy 1: niggas can't be doctors!

guy 2: yes they can! niggas CAN be doctors too!
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doctatorship

the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.
They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.
by Mike March 30, 2008
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dick doctor

Urologist. A doctor who likes to touch and cure dicks.
I went to the dick doctor who cured my ball cancer by fondling my shlong.
by Punanitang October 20, 2010
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Double Doctor

One who has earned both an MD (Medical Doctor), as well as a Ph.D (Doctor of Philosophy). Double doctors are a rare breed, and you should always listen to them, because they know what they're doing.
Pleasure to meet you. Name’s Antonio Lucciali, medical doctor, and I have a Ph.D in physics. They call me the Double Doctor!
by Atomic Punk February 19, 2011
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doctorbating

When your experience level in masturbating has reached the pinnacle of the field and have been established as an expert in the field.
My girlfriend caught me doctorbating and was impressed with my level of skill achieved.
by theRealMeric December 16, 2016
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doctorb

Word at the end of Dr. Nick Riviera from the simsons's phone number. The real reason he has a B on the end of his phone number beacuse he is too poor to afford a more memorable phone number :(
Call 1-600-DOCTORB! The 'B' is for 'bargain'!
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