Dinko

An extremely small penis.

Did you see Brad's dinko?

by Joe Wasner March 31, 2008

dinkoid

adj/adv-describes total assinine or immature behaviorv

Jeb is George's dinkoid little brother.

by dh dundas July 29, 2003

Dickorate

To decorate using phalluses or phallic patterns

My friend had passed out on the couch so i decided to dickorate his face

by Truci March 1, 2011

Dickopoly

For a individual male to have exclusivity opportunity to have sexual relations with a group of females.

Ie. Your dick having a monopoly over a group of women as you are the only straight male in the group setting.

When Steve showed up to his Gender Studies class, he quickly he realized he was the only male registered.

Steve did not mind because he now had a dickopoly over the bitches in this class.

by Storm11 March 31, 2014

Dinkoot

A slang way to say Penis in the North Battleford area

Earl, Quit playing with your dinkoot

by Quasimodo October 18, 2014

Dickopotomus

Two fat men fucking a chocholate donut in an orgy

Bro did u participate in that crazy dickopotomus last night?

Nah man, they only were accepting guys over 350

by Goldfishthesnackthatsmilesback November 12, 2016

dickorganized

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.

Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2019