silent but diddly

Masturbating silently

She was silent but diddly in her room so her parents didn't catch her.

by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010

Diddly-fun

A word used to describe a situation in which you are doing "diddly-squat" but are still having fun

defining words on urban dicitonary is diddly-fun

by 11:21 December 20, 2008

Diddly dum

Irish traditional music.

Diddly-i-dum diddly dum diidly-i-dum diddly-i-dum dum day sure baggara

by Dub. March 7, 2010

Diddliography

(n.) A compiled list of all the girls one has manually pleasured.

For a pornstar, his diddliography is a key part of his credentials.

by hobo_boxer April 28, 2010

Diddly Bupkiss

Nada. Zilch. Zero. Aka you came up with nothing at all. Also see "Jack squat" or "diddly squat".

Phylby: "Did you guys get an email on this?"
Beemer: "Nope. We haven't heard diddly bupkiss."

by Havoc325 May 31, 2013

Diddley fuck

When someone your working with doesn't know anything

Well I thought John knew the area well, but he doesn't know diddley fuck.

by bethel100 January 20, 2017

diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.

Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.

by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017