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Dickmas

That special time of year for the sluts and baddies all over the world.
🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼
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Dicksaster

When you go to have sex with a dude and he stops you and says he has a STD and his dick is bleeding.
I went to his place and he had a DICKSASTER, it was so fucking nasty!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
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Dickass

When something is so bad it’s just dick ass
Cole was being a dumb Dickass and fucked a tweaked and got aids , that shit is so dickass
by Narkletit January 30, 2026
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Dick Gas

Dammit Ryan! That's some stinky dick gas!
by Repressed Humor Issues April 9, 2026
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Dickassholeishness

A man that has perfected bring an asshole or a dick
My man suffers from a terminal case of dickassholeishness
by Mymanisdifferent October 4, 2025
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Lincoln Dicklas

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.
by Front Man November 17, 2021
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Dimitris dickas

Dimitris dickas : im gay
by Daddy sorry November 20, 2021
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