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Ditch Oven 

Dutch oven-ing a chick you're not really that into, thus making her not want to see you again.
Becky- "I heard you ditch ovened Linda! She said she's never going to call you again."

Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"
Ditch Oven by Fat Moron June 19, 2011

Ditch witch 

Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend
Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.

ditch weed 

shitty weed. Also know as prarie weed. Any weed that does not come from bc.
Ever since I moved to edmonton all I could find was ditch weed.
ditch weed by Nicholi Kornachefsky December 28, 2005

ditch digging 

the act of motorboating big ass cheeks after she took a shit without wiping.
I sure would like to go ditch digging in that fat black ass.
ditch digging by bser2000 January 8, 2012

ditch fucker 

nasty country girl (highly likely skag whore) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely ass to mouth her. You have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can't see)
q: how was the cottage?
a: I was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker
ditch fucker by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

ditch pig 

An obese ugly, skank from Sidney, BC who gets sympathy sex because she is so damn pathetic. (These girls generally go by the name Kristy or Wendy)
Girls you see at golf tournaments that hit on pathetic guys who also are in need of sympathy sex - togther this couple defines the term LOSERS.
ditch pig by Julie Halliday July 6, 2004