debt collector

Contrary to popular belief, the debt collector is not a jackass government worker, they are average people trying to make a buck. Although people think the debt collector is the asshole, the real asshole is the debtor. The debtor (aka anyone who owes a debt because they received a service which they in all their dumbassery think they don't need to pay for) is by far the dumbest person alive, believing that hanging up or telling the collector they dont have a job/moved far far away to save their stupid ass from being collected on will help, however, it will not as the collector can literally find out any sort of information on the debtor that they want, anything from where they work/live to their social security number the debtor is so dumb in fact that the collector becomes more and more depressed every day, not because the idiot debtor hurts their feelings, but because they witness firsthand the decline of the human IQ, which seems to decrease daily.

Debt Collector: Hi is Adam D***** there?

Debtor: What's this about?

Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.

Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?

(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)

by Broseph919191 December 15, 2011

debted

Losing money, or something of value; often associated with drugs.

I gave that mothafucka money to pick up for me, but he took it and I got debted.

by DanFo August 1, 2006

dertydawg

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by Boogs January 19, 2007

Debt Hoarder

A person who refuses to pay off their debts. When given the chance this person perfers to take out more loans, buy more things and spend more money, These people that they may actually get out of debt some day so they keep compiling it.

Roger: "I'm going to open my 17th credit card to buy some power tools I don't need. Then I'm going to take a cash advance on the remaining balance and go to the casino. Then when I get paid on Friday I'm going to the used car lot to buy a 6th car even though it's just me and my wife and we both work two blocks from home and really don't need cars at all."

Doug: "Jesus Christ Roger, why don't you cut up all your credit cards and try saving your money for a change.

Roger: "but I need all this stuff, I can't live withou it."

Doug: "You've become a Debt Hoarder you know that?"

by Joey Beef Buicker October 28, 2010

debtful

Debtful is a word used to describe the state of being in debt.

Kanye West was irresponsible with his money and now it is debtful.

by Toryoung September 4, 2016

Deetya

A really awesome girl with a side of a bitch

She's really hot and beautiful....Always doing some crazy shit....her jokes are just....
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by Crazy000bitch November 23, 2021

Destynee

Destynee most likely sucks and is severely mentally ill. She is the biggest panic house you will ever meet and she hates most people. She has a weird obsession with true crime and likes art. If you see a Destynee, stay away because they will probably scare you off anyways

Dude destynee is ridden with anxiety

Whats wrong with destynee tho

by hahahaimsohotandstupid November 23, 2021