5th grade dating

10-11 year olds who are so desperate and impatient with love. 5th grade dating is when two children think it is a necessity to be in a relationship. This relationship consists in saying "I love you" over text and waving to each other in the hallway. That's it.

5th grader: OMG I love my boyfriend so much he is my everything!
Logical teen: kid you're 5th grade dating...calm down

by Not Putting My Real Name February 2, 2015

datingirishbellahadid

An amazing beautiful person who is sweet and kind, sweet, funny, genuine, and unique person

datingirishbellahadid is a kind person

by livdedumb June 3, 2021

Dating Website

A website for 75 year old men who want to go back to there prime days back in the 50's. Or 75 year old men who like you "act" like the other gender, But there's also those 75 year old men who are looking to do some nasty things, but if really do find a real girl/boy they probably are just dating you for Starbucks. I would just stick to being lonely if i were you. Unless 75 year old men are your type then HAVE FUN.

I was using that new dating website tender an a old man messaged me!!

by TEACHERS WEIRD WORDS May 3, 2022

toy dating

when two people are ACTUALLY dating, but neither can come to terms with it.

ie fb status update 'at Restaurant, with Girl'

Girl comments 'is this a date?'

friend responds 'You two are toy dating. Just accept it.'

by whosthat December 30, 2011

inadvertent dating

when you're hanging out with a friend of the opposite sex who actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world

P: R and I have so much fun hanging out

T: Ummm...that's inadvertent dating

by eyebroccoli May 1, 2012

Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012

parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.

I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.

by EnglishConsultant November 5, 2015