your dna is hella gay

your genes are full of memes

#yourmomgay #yourbrotherisanother #yourgrannyistranny #yourgrampswearsnopants

timmy: FUCK YOU
you: your DNA is hella gay so shut the fuck up you libtard
timmy: oh :( yeah but fuck you.

by autizmo gizmo November 12, 2018

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Dead Nigger Association

You know what DNA stands for?

Dead Nigger Association.

by Kung-fu Kenny June 1, 2017

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DNA Testing was created in the 1980s, DNA testing began with the development of DNA fingerprinting by Dr. Alec Jeffreys, which allowed for the identification and comparison of individual DNA profiles, significantly impacting forensic science and paternity testing. The restriction fragment length polymorphism (RFLP) technique was introduced during this time, marking the first genetic test using DNA. Additionally, the first notable instance of DNA testing for genetic linkage analysis occurred in the U.S. in the mid-1980s, laying the groundwork for modern DNA testing practices. You spit in a tube, send it to a lab, and six weeks later your results come back saying you're 25% Nigerian, 13% Scottish, 7% Indigenous American, and the rest… a mystery soup. You feel excited. Maybe confused. Maybe even validated. But hold on. That DNA test might help you find your relatives, but it's not your cultural passport and it's certainly not the final word on who you are. Analogy 1: DNA for Relatives = GPS Coordinates. DNA for Ethnicity = Weather Forecast When you use a DNA test to find relatives, you're using exact coordinates of measurable genetic markers passed from one generation to the next, like a GPS signal. When you use DNA to predict your ethnicity, it's more like forecasting the weather. There's probability, pattern recognition, and a lot of assumptions about what "Scottish DNA" or " American Indian DNA" even looks like.

DNA Testing for Family: Think of your DNA like a chain of puzzle pieces. You inherit 50% from each parent, 25% from each grandparent, and so on. These patterns follow predictable rules — and science has mastered the math. Full siblings share ~50% DNA. First cousins: ~12.5%. A paternity test? Over 99.99% accurate. Companies like 23andMe or AncestryDNA can scan your genome and match you with people who share long identical segments. Those segments don’t lie.🔍 Example: If you and someone else share 3,500 cM (centiMorgans), the science says you’re parent/child or full siblings. That’s not guesswork, it's biology. 🌍 DNA for Ethnicity: Why It Fails Now switch gears. You ask: “Where am I from?” The problem? That question is social, historical, and often political, not purely biological.

by Stargazer1411 October 18, 2025

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DNA Daiquiri

(n)Semen deposited in the oral orifice.

Nikki was cool with everything until she choked on the DNA Daiquiri that J deposited in her oral orifice.

by The Big Hungry December 29, 2007

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Same DNA, same P in A

When you are unable to date/hookup/start relationships with someone so you resort to doing what was intended with them with their siblings or cousins instead.

“Yo, sucks that Ella won’t date you”
“That’s fine bro, I can always date her sister Carrie”
“You be pulling one of them same DNA same P in A’s!
“Same DNA, same P in A!”

by EggGod February 24, 2024

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