by Eatme223344 May 11, 2016
by Frances#101 March 16, 2006
Cucumber or cukes is made up of 90% water, which is easily digested, but what happens with the other 10%? The problem is that this % accumulates along the sides and roof of your mouth, and a largre portion of this percent subsides just before your airvalves. When a person breathes a very distant (almost matched to garlic breathe) smell exhales from your mouth, this is called "Cucumber breath."
It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.
It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.
Jenna: "Hey babe, your breathe is honking (Holds nose)"
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."
by Jacob Ladizwi May 02, 2008
When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing
by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018
a male pubic hair style when one shave the pubes from on top of the shaft, but leve the scrotum as is, giving the genitals a "mountain man" look
by i love tit cheese February 11, 2009
When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.
by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 30, 2019
To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.
by avalanche3 November 28, 2012