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2 o'clock brunch rush

(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.
Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.
"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."
by Milk D August 9, 2008
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12-o-clock

Damn, that motherfucker just kicked a tight as 12-o-clock wheely. damnnnn that shit was tight!!!!
by Benny Chains December 18, 2004
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Chocky milk

a drink that makes the pain go away. A way to forget about all your damn struggles. Chocky milk is best after being rejected or having a bad day :(
Sam: My gf isn’t my valentine
Dan: That sucks bruh
Sam:*goes home lemme pop a chocky milk. Screw it two scoops the pain is unbearable and chocky milk make pain go away
by kiwi with a lot of haters January 26, 2021
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5 o'clock beaver

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work
Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.
by (b O_o)b July 1, 2011
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cock chock

using the hand to stop the cock from going too far in your mouth so you don't gag
This guy was so big that I had to cock chock his junk before I puked
by squibbie July 18, 2010
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Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.
Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up
by rossman120 April 22, 2008
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