crank it

A quick form of masturbation in which one does not have ample time to properly pleasure themselves. Also can refer to repeated masturbation.

Ben tried to crank it in the three minutes his roommate left the room.

by jdubbs April 18, 2006

crankwhore

Someone who has sex for crank/speed.

You are a toothless crankwhore.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

by Damascus May 26, 2008

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

by Nick Fox July 29, 2008

bathtub crank

A street term for poor quality methamphetamine; methamphetamine produced in a bathtub.

Bathtub crank is commonly made in a bathtub.

by moogirlos December 12, 2015

Jenny Crank

Using drugs such as cocaine, meth, or other speedy things to lose weight.

"Wow! You look great!" skinny bitch
"Yes! Pin-thin! How did you do it?" fat bitch
"I owe it all to Jenny Crank!" super skinny bitch
"Oh girl get me some!" fat bitch

by E.R.X.R September 12, 2005

crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.

"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008