Crutial

Pronunciation: crU-tile

1. (Verb) Two dragon vaginae coming together in a harmonious ceremony of love.

2. (Noun) A scabby vagina.

2. (Adjective) Completely devoid of and lacking value.

1. Theresa spent hours crutialing with Puff (the Magic Dragon).

2. Theresa has a crutial.

3. Theresa's work is crutial to the ongoing success of NYSPI and Biostats at Columbia.

by Crutial February 10, 2009

cruthor

is a grainual-like substance that is the final product of rusting and corosion together. For some unknown reason, animals eat cruthor and it makes them bleed profusely from their mouths for days or weeks. The final result is always death. Cruthor is labeled "worse than rabies".

"Man, your car is nearly rusted it two. It's probably almost cruthor by now.

by jtylerk90 April 19, 2009

crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

crutchification

crutchify: to put someone on crutches
crutchified: to be put on crutches
crutchifier: one who crutchifies

Stacey the Crutchifier has crutchified Tiny Shmemz, therefore Stacey has performed an act of crutchification.

by tiny shmemz July 22, 2010

CRUTCHWAH

a person with just the one crutch as they are to proud to use two incase they look like a derk. a lovely kind hearted person who loves chinese food and often likes to greet people with a kiss on the cheek.

should be pronounces like 'crushwaaaaa'

hey crutchwah how you dooooing?

by aboobataxi999 February 27, 2011

Crutializing

Weed so amazing that upon the first magical puff, you are inspired to make that weed a crucial part of your daily life.

I'm so smirsty for that crutializing bud.

This stuff is so crutializing, you just have to make it your bitch.

by NFP January 9, 2011

crutchkour

similar to parkour, crutchkour is when your a cripple and have crutches but still do tricks and flips with them and shit.

Travis broke his foot, but have you seen his intense crutchkour skills?

by txelwood May 3, 2011