buttered croissant

Well lubricated buttcrack, in preparation for anal play.

I couldn't wait to slip my pulsing man-totem into his warm, buttered croissant!

by Hakwolf October 10, 2008

croddle

(v) It is the act of somebody, whether for sexual pleasure or for punishment of the recipient, sits down on a persons chest, as though they are about to take a shit. They then repetedly slap the person in the face, as hardly, or softly, as they feel fit with their cock

When Anthony got mad at me he croddled me until I bruised.

i just feel like croddling a girl right now.

by Awesome Jimmy October 2, 2007

criddler

Somebody trying to get into a scene they dont belong in.

Look at that criddler in his gap shirt and American Eagle jeans

by Taylor Bell September 14, 2005

Croissant

It means “hello” in French.

“Croissant” he said while he smiled and waved at a French lady because he read on urban dictionary that it meant hello

by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018

crodac

pretty much anything

-dude i just took the biggest crodac.
-whats up ya crodac.
-stop being such a crodac.

by crodac June 19, 2010

Croissette

The last name of a completely random family. Most of them are nice, but some, you better watch out for.

Who's that person? They're really nice.
Oh yeah, they're a Croissette alright.

by The Anonymous Penguin December 4, 2010

Croirish

One who is directly descended from Irish and Croatian people. Often tall good looking people with dark hair. Athletic, funny, and well liked and can obviously handle their liquor and are ace at soccer.

girl a - See that Croirish looking guy over there?

girl b - Woah, yeah.

girl a - I NEED to get on THAT!

by DEFINEyou1102 December 11, 2010