Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.
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For example a person finds a ten sheet in a pair of jeans they haven’t worn in weeks “ah crisp, I’ve just found a tenner in my jeans mate”
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A hot girl walks by “ahhh mate she was criiiiisp!!!”
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For example a person finds a ten sheet in a pair of jeans they haven’t worn in weeks “ah crisp, I’ve just found a tenner in my jeans mate”
Another example, “this your new car? That’s fucking crisp mate!”
An absolute 10/10 with an incredible amount of curvature, ass and babylons walks past “maaaaaate she was criiiiisp!”
Another example, “this your new car? That’s fucking crisp mate!”
An absolute 10/10 with an incredible amount of curvature, ass and babylons walks past “maaaaaate she was criiiiisp!”
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