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crippled soul

When ones inner self or individual identity is in danger of becoming extinct. Someones inner self or self concise is dying and everyone can see and feel it.Basically to have ones spirit abandon or leave them due to harm or terrible acts ( doing fat chicks).
Man I use to help old ladies cross the street, now I charge them $1 for my service, I have a fucking crippled soul. Save me baby Jesus.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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Cripple dick

When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.
Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.

Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!
by Joshi Boogychang March 14, 2015
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cripple crapple

When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.
by maschinetheist January 12, 2012
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Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.
Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'
by duckfromyork August 21, 2010
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Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.
"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.
by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013
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crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.
Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.
by Jack M May 4, 2003
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cripple nipple

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.
Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.
by Mr Ken December 18, 2009
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