Creationist

Mindless cretin who thinks that "Goddidit!"

Have you ever met a creationist with an I.Q. over 40?

by Scoobie Doo August 4, 2006

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.

God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!

by J October 16, 2003

create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.

Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.

by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010

Creamy Cleveland

When someone has diarrhea and performs the "Cleveland Steamer."

That Creamy Cleveland I had last night totally cleared my sinus'.

by Aliandel December 5, 2010

Creamy Kettle

When you get tossed off in a steam room or sauna. If its public or private is down to the tossers disgression.

I went to the gym with this girl and she gave me a Creamy Kettle in the public steam room. This bloke was blates watching us though

by IXI_EmJay_IXI December 13, 2010

Creamy Sebastian

Any drink made using ice cubes composed of frozen sperm. Drink may be consumed as a prank, punishment, or just enjoyment.

He wanted to try a new drink so I mixed him up a Creamy Sebastian.

by Randoid March 21, 2011

Creamy Bumlick

The Worst kind of Bumlick

Charlie is always around Jack, he definitely is a Creamy Bumlick

by mike_manutd June 24, 2011