awfulbridesmaid's definitions

create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.

Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.

by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010

lesbianage

Spy action conducted by lesbians.

Those hot, clam-smacking whores were spying on the Chinese in an elaborate operation of lesbianage.

by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010