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The Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane

A feaster of Mountain Dew and Rallys. By day it is a normal looking human. By night it transforms into a horrible moth creature who enjoys Walker Texas Ranger.
"Shit! It's the Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane!"
"Don't worry. He only feast on Rallys."

Abomination-of-Science Egg Creature 

1) A creature created in the name of science out of egg-shaped Rice Krispy Treats and yellow, white, and pink icing; Eyes oddly resemble sunny-side-up eggs.
2) An abomination of man, by man.
"This Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature continues to fascinate scientists all over the world!"

"Pffft, Stephanie made an Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature for Easter. It made everyone lulz."

bog creature 

A hideous, skanky, mildly retarded creature with snakes for hair. Easily identified by its unusual gait.
Pat Cramer wept when I suggested that he had sex with the bog creature.

sweet creature 

A word people that hipsters try to say instead of human being! Makes no since at all!!! People that say sweet creature are ruining America
Alex: my friends are such sweet creatures

Sam: shut the hell up Alex quit trying to make that a thing

Cock Creature 

A drooling gay beast, thought to be a distant cousin of the buttbeast that stalks the woods of Norfolk. Indigenous to the mountain regions of China, this evil faggot creature makes no distinction between age, size, or colour in selecting its victims.
The Cock Creature got a nasty surprise when, thinking Josh was just easy prey,
got more than he had bargained for...

homo-like creature 

Not a complete hot emo (i.e a ho-mo) but too cute to be a poseur
Awww it's a homo-like creature! It's so cute, prancing in a non-straight way!!

Olga you owe me a homo-like creature!!