1. 'crappity smack', phrase
Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.
Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.
by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009
Get the crappity smack mug.n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".
Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.
by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009
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by stackattack January 8, 2011
Get the crappy technology mug.A type of coffee. It consists of one part lukewarm instant coffee, watered down liberally with four to ten parts lukewarm water. This kind of coffee is most frequently found being served in office lunch rooms.
If you ingest more than a pint of crappa, it is suggested that you immediately contact the nearest hospital or poison control center. Immediate effects include vomiting, laziness, disorientation and resentment (more so than usual) towards one's boss and co-workers; long term effects include acceptance of the fact that with your current salary, you'll never be able to afford anything better than crappa; and in this economy, you're not getting a better job, either.
If you ingest more than a pint of crappa, it is suggested that you immediately contact the nearest hospital or poison control center. Immediate effects include vomiting, laziness, disorientation and resentment (more so than usual) towards one's boss and co-workers; long term effects include acceptance of the fact that with your current salary, you'll never be able to afford anything better than crappa; and in this economy, you're not getting a better job, either.
Crappa is not coffee. No, it is something much worse than hell. Something Satan himself wouldn't shit on.
by Patiodude October 28, 2012
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Get the Crappel mug.A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.
Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?
I think that girl gave me the crappies.
If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.
I think that girl gave me the crappies.
If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.
by Gritty42 October 24, 2011
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