Jessup 

A smart nice person with a sense of humor and is really funny and will always keep you laughing

Man Jessup is a great person

Jessup by Smartjim44 August 16, 2019

Jessup 

1. (n.)
A town in North Eastern Pensylvania (NEPA)-- near Scranton, Carbondale, and relatively close to Wilkes Barre.

A town where the people get creepily involved with 'holidays' that involve getting sloshed and carrying weird-looking statues of saints that nobody's heard of up and down hills.
The only other place in the world to hold SAINT UBALDO DAY aside from Gubbio, Italy.

A town where nobody uses proper grammar, and everyone talks like they're retarded.

1. "Lets go to da Jessup ta pick up dem der Ubaldo Statues."

Jessup by AmazinglySexy December 6, 2006

Connor Jessup 

Sexy piece of Canadian

if you look up sexy in the dictionary and blink 3 times, the word connor jessup will appear.

Connor Jessup by connorjessupfan November 14, 2013

Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.

Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.

Colonel Jessup by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014

Old Jessup 

A dog, most likely a Basset Hound of great age, that lives on the family farm and is surrounded by a vast history of shinnanigans and adventures about which many stories are told. As customary, when recounting a story about Old Jessup, one must talk in a heavy southern drawl.

Old Jessup was born right under that there oak tree down by the crick, shore seemed like yesterday he was rousin' about the chicken coop hasin hisself a free meal.

Old Jessup by Bubba D-Chi Gordon November 24, 2010

Wyatt jessup 

He is a weird guy who needs to calm the fuck down

Wyatt Jessup is kinky

Wyatt jessup by IS_SHADOW_YT October 10, 2021

Mrs. Jessup 

Someone who’s in everyone’s business, wants to know all the gossip. Basically a sticky nose

“Omg she’s such a Mrs. Jessup”

Mrs. Jessup by randyboi November 12, 2022