coattail cowboy

One who excels at the act of coattailing. A professional coattailer.

After my presentation, the coattail cowboy was trying to take credit for my work.

by MowMow February 3, 2015

cowboy clan

An online group of retards who'd like to be cool, but in reality just sit around posting memes and insulting eachother. This group tends to have many inside jokes and will turn on eachother at moments notice.

Dude: what the fuck is this place

Cowboy1: wtf ^

Cowboy2: shut up

Cowboy3: posts meme
Dude: Oh shit its a cowboy clan

by Anarchist Superstar August 10, 2019

cowboy shave

A close shave in a hot bath, requiring a hand mirror, shaving brush, lather, and a razor. A cowboy shave also requires drinking whiskey neat, or straight from the bottle. Bonus points if there's a woman available to help soap your back. Self-care for the man just back from the dusty trail.

Watching Clint Eastwood take a cowboy shave in that spaghetti western looked so relaxing.

Saturday was self-care day. A cowboy shave and movie with the woman was exactly what I needed.

by DoctorJB October 5, 2020

Queen's Cowboys

RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
The National police force of Canada. They originally rode horses back when cars & roads weren't quite up to modern standards. These days they prefer to ride in air-conditioned comfort of Ford Crown Vic Interceptors. The horses are generally only taken out for crowd control, parades, and musical ride.

The Queen's Cowboys pulled me over for speeding and asked for a non-voluntary donation to the National coffers.

by mk-1 July 12, 2007

Drugsto Cowboy

A popular internet blogger, vlogger, and music video comedian, The Drugsto Cowboy is the self-proclaimed "most color-coordianted rapper to ever come out of Sheboygan, WI."

The Drugsto Cowboy has more game than a Jewish Community Center on BINGO night.

by Ross Bailer January 4, 2009

cowboy poker

n. - a rodeo event played with a card-table, a deck of cards, four contestants, four folding chairs, and a bull. The rules are: the last cowboy to set down his cards and leave the table wins.

Some contests require skill; others require cajones. Cowboy Poker is one of the latter.

by Fuzzy June 17, 2006

Cowboy Bebop

One of the greatest anime ever invented. The blend of action, style, music, and plot is completely amazing. The show flows smooth as water right through the end.

Oh man, I just watched the ENTIRE CB series in one day! and i'm gonna do it again tomorrow!

by Understand? September 22, 2003