Cardboard Classic

Specifically, when a person or persons do something standard, pre-destined, or downtright natural to their character resulting in often humourous or extreme concequences.

Cosmo: Man, Noemie just slapped that bouncer in the face!
Harky: Wha?!! ha ha Cardboard Classic man, she's getting bounced... I'll get her shoes.

or

Orlando: Oh S**t! what you gonna drop on that deck next Harky?
Harky: Man, watch this tune, it's a Cardboard Classic, everyone's gonna go off

by Harkyharky February 27, 2008

Cardboard box

a cardbored box is a house for a bhum or it can store use and unuseful junk in it

im a bhum and i live in a box or can i put a tiolet roll in the cardboard box

by dice22 August 23, 2003

cardboard tube samurai

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.

why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.

by angry s March 8, 2003

cardboardist

A pussy eating lesbian.

quit being a gay cardboardist

by canIwatch January 23, 2010

Cardboard Elves

Elves disguised as recycling men who come to steal your cardboard for the use of building forts.

Aww man, the cardboard elves took our cardboard again!

by yes?no..maybe March 8, 2011

Colaboard

To waterbaord, except with large amounts of coca-cola, considered a worse method of torture because coca cola gets very sticky afterwards.

Steve chose to get colaboarded instead of 5 years in prison, not the best of choices for his love life.

by Mepman April 18, 2012

Colaboard

To waterboard, but with Coca Cola. This is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because Coca Cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.

"Bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, balls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes."

by Mepmanb June 15, 2012