Colan

Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.

"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."

by steph kurry December 30, 2018

Wild Comanche

Shitting of excessive diarrhea, usually induced by foreign foods.

After eating Chinese last night, I was shitting like a Wild Comanche all night, I could have practically shit through a screen door!

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

cocanapple

a genetically spliced cononut and apple

Mmmm, mmmm. This sure is some good cocanapple.

by Michael Alan Dronne March 17, 2003

corange

v.
To blast loud music.

Other tenses:

v. coranged
To have blasted loud music

v. coranging
To be currently blasting loud music

Created by Kayla A, 1995, IL

Corange
Let's corange Fall Out Boy!

Coranged
I coranged Fall Out Boy, but my parents made me turn it down.

Coranging
I'm coranging Fall Out Boy!

by codelyoko193 October 29, 2007

Caranci

well-endowed, confident and charismatic person

wow, he has one huge caranci

by the small little definitions September 14, 2011

cocane

A health snack every body likes it's the coolest

My friends mom gave him cocane and he smoked it all day

by Dig bick I have a pet woosy September 26, 2017

Caranialrectumitus

Medical condition wherein one's head is up one's ass.

After Dave backed the car into another parked auto his passenger calmly noted, "You are obviously suffering from Caranialrectumitus today".

by John Morse May 12, 2006