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smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"
by smegwich February 26, 2023
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Crying Contest

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?
by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019
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Eurovision Song Contest

A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.
Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?
by tt.slays.at.definitions October 21, 2023
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Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!
by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025
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Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.
Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021
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L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.
A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.
by panic oasis August 5, 2022
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No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison
Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023
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