conspiracy theorist

One with a mind so open that it fell out.

#1: "Obama's dog is kinda cute."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."

by BobJonesMackleMoore December 5, 2013

Conspiracy Theory

The best song on Nick Jonas & The Administration's album.

At least in my opinion.

Conspiracy Theory, better keep it down, 'cuz the walls are thin and the word is out, now.

by xohmymymyx May 30, 2010

Conspiracy theory

Larry Stylinson.

Larry Stylinson is ObViOuSlY just a conspiracy theory

by HarryLouisstylestomlinson December 27, 2020

AC adapter conspiracy

Deliberate design flaw(s) in AC adapter ports by manufacturers of laptops for the purpose of planned obsolescence of said laptops. Apple is the only manufacturer that has rectified this with their MagSafe port.

I've had my new laptop for a month. it was great until the AC adapter pin broke. Is there an AC adapter conspiracy?

by puterputer May 17, 2010

This a conspiracy

When you thought something changed the first time you saw it but it stayed the same.

Me: There are five cookies on the table.
You: There are only 4 on the table.
Me: I counted five. This a conspiracy!

by Aintno Guy February 2, 2019

The Fritz Conspiracy

The fritz conspiracy says that after a good party at home, everyone must visit the fritz.

Dude, we had such a crazy party. Now we have to get rid of all the champagne bottles. Shit, we're going to have to go to Fritz. It's a conspiracy, by Fritz! The Fritz Conspiracy again!

by bohnenblust_dude June 26, 2020

vast right wing conspiracy

A hoax perpetrated by liberals, specifically Hitlery Rodman C.

The vast right wing conspiracy is actually a ploy by chicken farmers to market Buffalo Wings.

by Truth Teller September 19, 2003