Congrats, congUrats, congrats

Congrats, congUrats, congrats

Congrats, congUrats, congrats

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Congresstrate

When a large, powerful body self-castrates itself to show submission to another entity, usually by inaction and pandering

The US Congress congresstrate itself by not challenging the President, ever.

by Word Hatchet August 27, 2025

congretition

Being jump scared by congregation from geometry dash

he congretition me waht a dick

by Plotless December 2, 2025

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

..............

I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members

From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
“Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”

by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020

The congressman's delight

When a congressman receives a PRJ from a lobbyist in Knob Creek

The congressman's delight happens statistically more than conversations per minute in D.C.

by Mousecop1957 March 11, 2026

The Greg Congrats

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.

* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.

by 1quickz October 29, 2018