Comic Read

Is generally for women who are performing a blowjob but due to a disinterest starts to read his underwear (normally comic book related underwear).

I got so bored during the blowjob I started to comic reading his boxers.

by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016

comics delay

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.

My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019

RiverStix comics

A really really really really really cool, really really really really really hot webcomic thats better than all the others!

"RiverStix sucks!"
::SLAP::
"You sir, are an asshole"

by Davide Hagen January 21, 2004

Comical Ignorance

It's so stupid its funny!

"My environment is so Comical Ignorance"

by Chulo_Mulo November 14, 2019

Eunuch comics

A thing a lolbertarian tells you to learn when you confront them with real logic and point out flaws in their ideas.

So I said A+B = B+A to this lolbert and he just told me to learn eunuch comics!

by Dr Drivel May 12, 2020

Conical Comical

A really stupid pun. Originally comes from a really bad joke about coffee cups.

Make like a tree and leave.

by Krista S. July 27, 2005

MUFUS Comic

The best comic book character ever made Man!! MUFUS Comics are really cool and are sooo funnnyyyy!! I just can't stop READING 'Em!

MUFUS Comic is friends with Moldy and Slogan!

by BatMUFE February 1, 2025