Clopton

One who strives for domination, but is constantly getting dominated. Has a small penis.

That guy tries really hard, but always ends up being a Clopton. Give him Honorable Mention.

by Dog8675309 August 26, 2013

Clopen

When you work retail and hate your job so you have to close one night, normally a day when you have to stay well beyond regular closing hours, and immediately follow it up with an opening shift.

My boss has me scheduled for 2 fucking clopen shifts this week!

by A.floyd August 22, 2017

Clopin

Term to cover what happens when your management insenitively schedules you to close and then open the business.

"I can't believe it! I have to clopin Saturday night for the third week in a row!"

by Gomiboy December 3, 2017

Clopin

The best character in The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

"Clopin is my favorite!!"

by AyameIris June 15, 2022

Clip Clops

Another name for a Giraffe or Giraffes.

I was at the zoo yesterday and saw the clip clops. They were so tall!

by little scurries October 31, 2017

clope

(n) - A venereal disease that afflicts summer camp staff members working a clopening day (closing and opening.) Symptoms include: energy loss, cramping, hatred of all children, irritability, slight fever, loss of driving abilities, speaking with an Israeli accent, desire for methamphetamine, and pus-filled boils.

Seth's quarantined for 24 hours with the clope.

by jdroz32 October 30, 2008

Clopton

Slang for "I love being cockslapped"

Woman: Clopton me?
Man: hell ya!

by so i went for a walk one day 4 February 28, 2010