clopin 

when working in retail, its when you have to close one night then open the next morning. usually associated with little to no sleep and making promises of not getting fucked up but then doing it anyway.

"i cant party too hard tomorrow night, i gotta clopin."

clopin by njb12 May 4, 2010

Clopin 

A sexually transmitted disease that causes vaginal, penal and anal discharge, genital sores, explosive diarrhea, bad breath, bleeding ulcers, peanut nipples, poor decision making, drowsiness, irritable bowel syndrome, toe nail fungus and an overabundance of shmegma.

Damn, my Clopin is acting up again.

Stay away from that nasty bitch! She has Clopin!

Clopin by SaintNoodle August 10, 2017

Clopin 

Term to cover what happens when your management insenitively schedules you to close and then open the business.

"I can't believe it! I have to clopin Saturday night for the third week in a row!"

Clopin by Gomiboy December 3, 2017

Clopin 

The best character in The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

"Clopin is my favorite!!"

Clopin by AyameIris June 15, 2022

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

Choping 

To engage in or encourage the practice of secretly filming lady parts via the upskirt method.

I got caught choping the other day, but it's cool as it's not a crime in the UK apparently.

I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.

I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.

Choping by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018

coopin

coopin = cumming and pooping

stop coopin

coopin by fart af January 25, 2021