when working in retail, its when you have to close one night then open the next morning. usually associated with little to no sleep and making promises of not getting fucked up but then doing it anyway.
by njb12 May 4, 2010
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by SaintNoodle August 10, 2017
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by Gomiboy December 3, 2017
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Get the Clopin mug.Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.
Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."
Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"
Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"
by MadFocus November 27, 2012
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I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.
I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.
I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.
I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.
by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018
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