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Mysterious Clitoris

Musical duo comprised of Ricci Lahn and Zach Butler with mind blowing guitar sounds and unequaled sex appeal.
Woman #1: Oh my God girl, did you see Mysterious Clitoris last night at the bar?
Woman #2: Yes I did! Girl, my panties are still wet.
by Reltubhcaz1977 June 23, 2020
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Herniated Clitoris

She had to start using her mouth because she has a herniated clitoris
by ChinaCat SF January 14, 2022
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Clitorasaurus Rex

The clitorasaurus rex is a rare creature only found during a blood moon. This creature is the combination of 72 virgin women during their mental cycle with I quote "Explosivly large bleeding uteruses" that's come together to form a terrifying monster only rivaled by the Cuntasaures Rex. Originally discover during the rennesance this creature is know to consume genital warts and miscarriages.
"She's not a bitch, she's a Clitorasaurus Rex"

Feminists are often a Clitorasaurus Rex
by MCclainGKS March 10, 2019
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Clitoria

The name you give your lady bits cuz she yo girl.
Clitoria and I go wayyyy back...
by LexMad December 2, 2020
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clitorine

a clitorine is an unliked child. Her life is ruined beacause of this name
oh god her name is clitorine. please kill her
by jeanbon November 22, 2021
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Clidoris

"she been -round the block Connor. you dont want that clidoris!!!"
by zMuZZle January 9, 2022
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clitoris

' The clitoris is the sweet spot of the entire female apparatus. The jewel of the Nile! So threatening is the mighty clitoris that it must be relegated to a backseat to the vagina in a play that has nothing to do with female parts! The vagina is nothing more than a baby-making tube that has nothing to do with real sexual pleasure in a woman! '

--- 2012. Roseanne Barr. "Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm." (Page 126).
EXAMPLE:

' She was always doing loyal things like that, always rooting for her man, always rooting for Dwayne.

' And Dwayne tried to reciprocate in little ways. For instance, he had been reading articles and books on sexual intercourse recently. There was a sexual revolution going on in the country, and women were demanding that men pay more attention to women's pleasure during sexual intercourse, and not just think of themselves. The key to their pleasure, they said, and scientists backed them up, was the clitoris, a tiny meat cylinder which was right above the hole in women where men were supposed to stick their much larger cylinders.

' Men were supposed to pay more attention to the clitoris, and Dwayne had been paying a lot more attention to Francine's, to the point where she said he was paying too much attention to it. This did not surprise him. The things he had read about the clitoris had said that this was a danger---that a man could pay too much attention to it.

' So, driving out to the Quality Motor Court that day, Dwayne was hoping that he would pay exactly the right amount of attention to Francine's clitoris. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 15 (Pages 150 - 151).
by Dinkum March 4, 2014
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