Clementine

A badass person. One who usually is the real party guy and knows what he doing.

Dude! Look at Clementine! Hes the only one who could do that!

by that-one-cool-guy July 20, 2009

Clementine

The inability to finish any piece of work no matter what the reward offered or with any regard as to how beneficial the reward might be

"i'm just gonna clementine on this job, sod it"

"I know they offered me loads of money, but i'm just gonna clementine my way out of this one"

by Kingwillasa June 18, 2013

Clements

A threesome with one guy and two girls, one girl being fat.

"I had a threesome the other day, but a fatty arrived so it became a clements party."

by Dudleyshwam May 18, 2010

jessica jane clement

she is a british glamour model and actress. she frequently gets her tits out and she is lesbian

i saw jessica jane clement kissing a girl with her tits out

by ukxhitman May 2, 2011

Clemen

An adolescent male's anus. Often, but not always, pertaining to the anus of an altar boy.

"Father Joseph could barely control his insatiable appetite for some youthful clemen."

"I flipped the lad on his head and ate some fresh fruit out of his clemen."

by Priestess69 April 14, 2010

Clement

Usually Clement is a French person who occasionally partakes in wine tasting.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.

Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.

Anyone who loves the LEGO Movie is probably a Clement.

My mom says that I’m such a Clement.

by bagelmorgue April 15, 2019

clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011