Sam Clafin

One of the sexiest actors alive. Best known for is portrayal of Finnick Odair in Catching Fire and Phillip in POTC 4. Extremely good looking and has a seductive purr that makes women (and men) go crazy!

Hunger games fan: Who do you like better josh or liam?
Girl: Nahh man, Sam Clafin is my shit

by cf_lover_for_fucking_life December 3, 2013

learned the clarinet at school

V. Euphemistic, means "giving a fantastic blowjob" among the more subtle circles of sex-driven musicality. Frequently whispered by lusty musicians both in and out of educational environments.

"Man that was some fine clarinet lernin' going on at school today," said J.W. as he wiped the cum from his lips.

"I certainly learned the clarinet at school well today."

by Mycroft H. November 4, 2012

clarinet

My favorite instrument in the whole wide world to play. Has a good range, a little over 3 octaves. A Bb pitch instrument that is black with nickel or silver keys. Made of wood or plastic. A reed instument, a woodwind. Played in almost any style of music.

Michelle plays the clarinet in her high school band, she is 1st chair.

by Michelle January 16, 2004

Calvin

The biggest penis you'll ever see he would fuck the shit out you. The thing is so fucking big. Also he is amazing in bed he can go as long as you need he will continue to punish you until you tap out.

Calvin fucked my fat ass to death I was really about to die nfs.

by Mr dr fappy March 16, 2017

Clavinize

To turn a simple answer into a long drawn out and useless lesson, much like the Cliff Clavin character in the television show "Cheers"

Don't Clavinize your answer, just give me the facts.
ex:If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yellnick McWawa.

by Joe0403 December 19, 2008

Clavicles

The upper part of your chest that is very inappropriate to show before marriage and S-E-X

Person #1: Johnny has big clavicles
Person #2: be careful person #1 thats inappropriate

by lunamun March 12, 2019

Calvin Huang

A very smart guy, can be funny and nice

Radiant at valorant (mains Yoru)

Is very short

Simps for Yume Ayai

Extremely cracked at clarinet

Likes swimming with Neko and making milk in the b hall bathrooms

Also a hacker, be careful so he doesn't hack you!!1!11!!

Person 1: Hey what happened to my computer?
Person 2: Calvin Huang must have hacked you.
Person 1: Damn I knew I shouldn't have dissed him

by katherine_plumber October 24, 2022