Chasing the cream

Adapted from Chasing the dream meaning that someone is masturbating.
Could be used for other sexual practices.

Charlie- "Why is luke not picking up his phone?"
Arthur-"Must be chasing the cream"
Charlie-"word."

by Creamchaser21 September 8, 2010

Chasing the Vibe

To pursue the dizzy heights of hedonistic entertainment, long after the best moments have gone. Often continues well into the following day, and never with success.
To resolutely stave off the end of a party, or sobriety.

Let's call up Dave and get some party supplies" "Nah mate, I'm knackered, I'm not chasing the vibe.

by Terry Doldrum August 5, 2011

Casing the Sausage

Masturbation: Stroking it. Choking the chicken, Spanking the monkey, etc.

Did you go out last night? No, I was home alone casing the sausage.

by Dlee1967 July 27, 2014

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

chasing teddies

Australian slang phrase used to describe huffing paint thinner to get high

Ey mate, fittin' to be chasing teddies later on?

by Teddy Chaser November 16, 2017

chasing the bean

when you smoke weed and codeine together

wait did you just start chasing the bean

by @corndogi December 23, 2020

Chasing the pussy

Chasing a chicken shit guy or girl instead of the money.

He was chasing the pussy through the woods until the pussy found and picked up a big stick and hit him with it from behind a tree, knocking loose a few teeth. He should've chased the paper instead.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021