Clauson/The Claw

A man who once lived in a cave long ago with the first name of Jake started this form of man. He has an allure to all types of females be it wasps or chickens any female is sure to fall victim to his illustrious at sometimes gravitational pull of sexual tension. He is a master of the female anatomy and any female to feel his moist long hands will sure be in for the "ride" of there lives. His only flaw is that he is weak and will succumb to almost any form of violence. A clauson will drop to his knees when approached by any male stronger then he thinks he is and most likely perform any type of oral fixations to pleasure and hopefully gain the males trust so that afterwards he may strike with a key blade. Clauson also known as The Claw will sometimes hide in dark moist places waiting to win over any female. Clauson is a sex machine who is a force to be reckoned with.

The Gallent clauson or "Claw" strikes his prey with his moist hands of seduction.
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet

by True Life Facts 107 January 28, 2018

Claustrotoebic

When your shoes are too tight, and you wiggle your toes in panic to keep the blood flowing

I wore the wrong boots fishing today and couldn't concentrate I was so claustrotoebic

by Fatfunnyman January 24, 2018

clausania

The land where Claus- the man of god is the king. The people that live there are very random. They speak Clausish there. The most common holiday celebrATED there is christmas, they celebrate it 5 times a year. Even tho Claus is a king, he is still very poor and lives under all of the bridges of Clausania with Veronika.

- U are not even good enough to be a citizen of Clausania ! U are not random enough : (

by RaNdOm CiTiZeN Of ClAuSaNiA March 2, 2020

clankson

clankson is guy. he is a very smart guy and an amazing person. many people see clankson as an role model. he inspires many other people in a very good way. but clankson has gone to the hospital too many time and already know the staff there very well. his favourite teacher is ms k. he likes to play roblox with his friend almost everyday.

boy 1: do u know a handsome guy
boy 2: ohh is it CLANKSON

by clankson’s no.1 fan October 14, 2021

Claustrophobic

Shortened to: Claustro

When something is fear inspiring to the point that it leaves you feeling uncomfortable and no other word will do.

"Yuck, that robot is claustrophobic!"

"That sound was so claustrophobic!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Clauseacumaphobia

The irrational and/or rational fear of Santa Clause cumming on your face.

Oh, I have Clauseacumaphobia. So i hate Christmas.

by Rose-2468 March 29, 2023

Helper Clause

Not the main Santa Clause, but the guys dressed like Santa so he could focus on the real work.

Let's get our picture with Santa Clause.

Is it the real Santa, or just a Helper Clause?

by blasties February 25, 2009